vagina funeral

When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).

Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.

by mariee me May 16, 2014

All Day Vagina

When you've been out all day at work/recreation sports/hiking etc, and just not feeling as fresh as you would like downstairs.

Magnified by 10 in the summer.

Sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for sex tonight. I've got a rough case of all day vagina.

by Chuck S. Take August 19, 2023

Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017

Vagina

I don’t have one so this doesn’t really mean anything is it like a butthole?

Woman: I have a vagina

Man: I have a penis
Woman: I think mine fell off

(laughs sexually)

by Rotten_Cum December 18, 2021

Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018

Chocolate Vagina

A black woman’s vagina.

“I want me some chocolate vagina”

by 13-2-23-1 August 29, 2022

vagina glue

A gooey mix of semen and vaginal wetness.

My girlfriend and I made a hefty batch of vagina glue last night.

by jmanbro January 31, 2016