weldon brown

A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.

He's a Weldon Brown

by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014

brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

brown willis

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex

I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later

by clyons55 April 26, 2014

brown palmer

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz

Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.

by Elbow bones April 28, 2014

brown duck

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

by laonikoss May 11, 2014

bloody brown

A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier

Bro that bloody brown was amazing

by Jahns johnson July 29, 2014