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Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"
by Porngoggles August 24, 2015
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companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022
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Porn

An evil invention that is degrading to both men and women alike even though people often say its degrading to women. Overtime, it can become an addiction and whether you'd like to admit it or not it does have negative affects on a person's mind even if only subconsciously. It creates unrealistic expectations of sex and ruins relationships and destroys marriages. Sometimes the people in the videos may even have been sex-trafficed which is yet another reason it is bad. If, however you struggle with watching porn don't feel ashamed because we all mess up, you can get help, you're not in this alone!
Man, I wish my wife was as hot as those chicks in porn and could give head as good as them, maybe it's just time to file for divorce and find someone better.
by I_am_me_3 December 31, 2019
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Porn

A word used to describe how pimped out someone is in the current moment.
Child - "Hey mom! You look very porn."

Mom- "What is that supposed to mean?"
Child - "Pimped Out Right Now, dumbass."
by pimp3d0ut January 26, 2023
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torture porn villainess

A sexy female villain who is poorly written because the creator is focused on the awful thing(s) he wants to have happen to her in the end to satisfy or shock the audience.
Person A: Now that you've read my story, I want your completely honest opinion on the young female villain.

Person B: Honestly, you had a really interesting concept for a character there, but you ruined it- because almost all of your writing decisions around her revolved around drumming up excitement and demand for the bad things you did to her in the end, and your story and the fandom treated her as if her body, her screams, her pain, and her death were all she had to offer the story, she's nothing more than a torture porn villainess, and that doesn't really do you justice as a writer.
by SNWT October 4, 2024
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Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013
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