Jake

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree

Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake

by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019

Jake

A great boyfriend to have. Makes the best out of any situation. A Jake will always put you first when it comes to relationships. Will always let you win in Mario kart to help you feel better. Has great taste in men.

Thanks for the gift. Your such a Jake.

by Syd_thechild December 23, 2020

Jake

Super kind and nice, they're interesting and fun to hang out with.

Jake is so cool omg.

by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019

Jake The Natsee

Jake The Natsee (pronounced jake the nazi) is a popular PS account surfacing during 2020 this account was active in Rainbow Six Siege and won many 2v2s. unfortunately the name was reported to sony who moderated it

I 2v2d Jake The Natsee and lost now hes got my girls snapchat and hes gonna fuck her sad

by broaj April 12, 2021

Jake

A type of guy who is short and rude and does drugs, but is nice and cool to hang around with sometimes.

Man Jake is a cool person but is really rude when he wants to be.

"Did you see Jake smoking weed in the boys locker room"

by It's ur girl isabella September 21, 2020

Jake Paul

A dark sexual move used by superior beings were you stick your head in the anal cavity and pull it out really fast

Chad: yo bro I just Jake Pauled my girl last night
Donny: ooh bro is she stretched

Chad: of course

by TheOnlyLogangPaulerLeft January 18, 2020

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019