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dynamite ninja worship

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship
by Cohead14 September 23, 2023
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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
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Ninja

Gym slang for I want to top you off in the parking lot.
Damn Phil, look at that junk doing arm curls in the squat rack, I wanna top him off.

Hey Ninja...
by maneman July 29, 2020
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface
Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021
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Ninja

Ninja is a white persons under the radar slang word for nigga, created by a whiteman Ro bert Semin ara in 1993 who was representin' the 909_4Life crew of Pedely SoCal division.
Yo what up "ninja" that 64 be bangin' the bitchs 4show.
by PimpQuietlyButWalkWithBigDick February 9, 2021
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
mugGet the Ninjamug.

imagine if ninja got a low taper fade

A tiktok freestyler was live one day rapping comments and came across the lyric "IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE" shortly becoming a meme.
Kid 1: IMAGINE IF NINJA GOT A LOW TAPER FADE
Kid 2: kill yourself nigger
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 5, 2024
mugGet the imagine if ninja got a low taper fademug.

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