Fart Brain

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.

"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."

"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"

by deadestfish May 3, 2009

Stage Fart

A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go

I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.

by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy March 5, 2009

Lava Fart

A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings.

Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket

by Jeffy 4444 May 27, 2008

Fart Sex

The act of farting into somebody else's asshole. Occasionally you will fart on someone else's fart.

Let's go have some stinky Fart Sex

by oracle1245 July 24, 2014

fart-pussy

A person, usually male, who cannot sanely stand someone farting near him.

Someone who is deathly afraid or retarded about farts.

"Victor is such a fart-pussy, he acts like a little girl every time I fart next to him. WTF, deal with it, be a man!"

by LeandroMan August 22, 2009

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007

Bark Fart

When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark

'bark'

"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"

by chroni March 8, 2009