Potato

A potato

Person: potato

by Potatooebehejss September 21, 2020

potato

The gaming potato is the sweetest, most loving person you will ever meet. She is so fucking hot she lights up the room

she's a gaming potato. so hot that chick is.
such a potato gamer

by theroro February 7, 2018

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

by anonymous January 28, 2022

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

potato

A potato is very nice and sweet. A potato can also be mean and obnoxious. I can't decide.

"Look at that potato!"
"OMG she's such a potato"

by PotatoGoddess123 June 4, 2018