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The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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Northlight Secondary School

Northlight Secondary school is one of the most notorious schools in Singapore, well known for it’s gangsterism “ah-beng” or “paikia” like culture, the school is also well known for it’s famous rioting. The school is also very well known for its biggest paikia, the one and only infamous Johann, known as the most fiercest fighter in Northlight Secondary School. Johann has a very infamous reputation in school for not attending lessons but acing all his subjects for exams. Balances his gangster life and school life.
“Walao eh! Northlight Secondary School scary bro! I heard the school biggest fighter legit scary sia!”
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Pelugamatonic Segonometry

Means you are talking nonsense, or what you are saying is just yap.
Example: Bro, you're talking straight pelugamatonic segonometry.
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11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.
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The second you die

That's when.
Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."
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59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute
Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?
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