The phrase used to describe an average to bad looking person you keep around for personal amusement.
Guy 1: "What's going on with you and Jasmine? You two seem awfully close wouldn't you say?"
Guy 2: "Its nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig"
Guy 2: "Its nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig"
by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021
Get the Pretty Pigmug. a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
Get the pigs don't flymug. A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.
“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
by doodleplur4u December 9, 2020
Get the Nipple Pigmug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...mug. by Pigpimpinsqueeler June 21, 2019
Get the Pig Squeelermug. I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024
Get the Danish Pig-In-A-Blanketmug. A language used in Teen Titans. Taking the first letter of the word and putting "ay" on the end - Only used on consanants.
For vowels, Just put "ay" on the end.
For vowels, Just put "ay" on the end.
"Person one: eyHay hatway isay upay? Person 2: adBay. oNay irlfrindgay." Pig Latin is very easy to learn
by GojoShallDie December 18, 2023
Get the Pig Latinmug.