penis pack

I fannie pack worn by a male above his dick, instead of his butt-where it is supposed to be worn.

Hey look, that guys wearing a penis pack. Looks like he's afraid someone will steal it if he wore it right.

by whatiknow August 17, 2009

penis pogo

The art of jumping from one (man) penis to another over& over.

Oh she like to play penis Pogo.

by Mortica May 22, 2016

Penis Turtle

A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house

You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.

by The real life Lana Kane May 25, 2017

Metal Penis

What I got last night when I looked at you mom.

"Dude, last night I was looking at you mom, and I got a Metal Penis!"

by Pain June 21, 2012

penis flapping

flapping ones penis in a rotating circle at a guy/girl while making noises like a helicopter

I'm going to do some penis flapping with my girl tonight!

by mr flappy flaps October 14, 2014

flaming penis

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!

OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....

by Bobby leche March 3, 2016

Peni Slop

It's stir fry mixed with 3 cups of cum

Mom can I make Peni Slop tonight for dinner.

by Jaden Akanda July 21, 2019