Potato

A absolute fucking moron. Or a fat cunt

You got a 0 on that test what a potato

Jay couldn't fit through the door what a fucking potato

by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021

potato

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

by pandaga February 26, 2017

Potato

Someone who has a double chin and a round face

Wow you sure do look like a potato.

by Bubble_burster November 17, 2019

Potato

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i luv potato

by naturally idiotic February 12, 2024

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one.

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Potato

Potato is a highly consumed drug that most of people consume in their free time.
Potato is also known as mister potato where he teached PeppaPig how to eat potatos.

8 year old kid: yo do you have the thing?
dealer(potato seller) yes how much you want kid?

by _MomZ September 17, 2020

muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013