potato

my friends

''IM A POTATO"

by cornyco February 8, 2018

i love potatoes

holestly, same.

you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes

by potatoes are cool October 13, 2023

Unsalty Potato

The opposite of a hot/reem girl.

"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"

by Jhal123 May 14, 2012

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

Potato

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021