May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022

mays appreciation day

on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year

(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa

oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume

by vortex881 November 21, 2021

May

May is a sweet and loveable girl that does not like to hurt others feeling by hack or emotions, she is also a type of romance lover such a gf material ;) A May would be a girl to love being feeled special because most of the time she gets fake love because of her beauty, SO MAKE HER FEEL LOVED FOR REAL! She would be a hot chick and the guy dating her would be hella of a one lucky guy ;) treat her well.

"May"

by Iloveyouall<3 November 23, 2021

16th of may

National ass pic day! Send that ass
The woman is not allowed to reject the request!

1-It’s 16th of mayso send me that fat ass
2- since its may 16th
*sends fat ah ass pic*
1-* cures male depression*

by User15272518362 May 15, 2024

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

21 may

If is that day rn you have to message ur bsf and say ,,hi,I like you,,
If u really like her and that person says me too ,idk kiss her,marry w her.
If you said it like a joke and that merson says: what? or stfu or any of these just make that with a seen.

u:hello Lola(name of ur bsf),I like you.
lola:serious? I hope thatis not just bc is 21 may.
u:yea
lola:oh,me too

by rockbles May 21, 2022

May 9th

The day the best people are born. If you are born on this day, you are amazing and that's a fact.

"Did you know Rue was born on May 9th?"
"Ohh... that makes sense, she's like the coolest person ever."

by mltstrk May 8, 2020