Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids
Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????
Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????
by Ze Zoo Za November 27, 2022
Get the magical Dorito mug.A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022
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Get the Maggie lachapelle mug.maggie is the type of girl everyone wants. she’s the most beautiful woman in this world (she looks like heaven to me). she has the most beautiful smile ever and when she smiles at you, you want to give her the world. she knows how to turn you on : she looks at you smiling and you just want to kiss her (and do the dirtiest things !)
she has the best musical tastes : laylow, bryson tiller, partynextdoor, drake, damso,… yeah she likes rnb and just for that you must marry her.
maggie can be dramatic, she gets mad really fast, cries a lot and life isn’t cool with her. but when you know her and you’re there for her, you can see how amazing she is and how she deserves happiness. so when she doesn’t feel well, don’t give her up.
maggie is the best person you’ll ever meet. and if you’re lucky enough to have her in your life, you’re very lucky. she’s the only woman you can dedicate die for you by the weeknd.
she has the best musical tastes : laylow, bryson tiller, partynextdoor, drake, damso,… yeah she likes rnb and just for that you must marry her.
maggie can be dramatic, she gets mad really fast, cries a lot and life isn’t cool with her. but when you know her and you’re there for her, you can see how amazing she is and how she deserves happiness. so when she doesn’t feel well, don’t give her up.
maggie is the best person you’ll ever meet. and if you’re lucky enough to have her in your life, you’re very lucky. she’s the only woman you can dedicate die for you by the weeknd.
by milan milazo January 28, 2023
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by Lilzzzkd January 30, 2023
Get the Maggie mug.Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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