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May 31st

May 31st is national send a sexy pic to someone day
Yep, that's rights ladies
Hey....latina...it's may 31st
by It's not kai May 31, 2024
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Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!
by PannyRipper May 22, 2024
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May 5th

On the fateful day of May 5th, a friend had boldly messaged another friend, starting with the message of

1: “hey, what r u doing?”

2: “i’m doing homework, the one for geometry”

1: “can i be your geometry?”
by yukikzas May 3, 2024
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acc lĩnh mai

an expression used to say "your accuracy is really low" in the rhythm game osu!
"mới được 200pp"
"lmao 93% acc lĩnh mai"
by CoreCombat November 17, 2021
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Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999

The tornado on Moore and Bridge Creek that caused damage it's an F5
Guy 1: The Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999 was catastrophic!

Guy 2: ok lil bro siigma Ohio gyatt rizzler Drake Ohio sigma roblox sigma boy sprunki phase 100
by Helllloooworrrllrlldldll February 15, 2025
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May 11

National post chris day, post any screenshot you have of chris to embarrass him
“Omg it’s may 11? I have to participate in national post chris day!!
by rubiivertt May 10, 2024
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Joel May

This is a person that is beautiful inside and out. Joel May tends to be shy at first but when you got to her good side, she starts to be the best human that you'll ever meet, In addition to this she is hard-working and the most resilient. She is always there for you and she will always try to understand you because she knows how it feels to be alone, she wanna be babied but at the same time she want to be independent, she overthinks a lot some say it's too much but she is just like that because of the traumas that happened to her, and there is no word that can describe her but I'll try my best, When i was drowning, she became my air. In the cold, she became my warmth. In the dark, she became my light. She is my everything.
OMG is that Joel May?
Yes the perfect human being that is living.
I love you baby.
by neo<3jo December 4, 2022
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