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Nandor's Law

If there is an unprotected web poll, Nomar Garciaparra will win it.

In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."
The results of our marketing research obey's Nandor's Law.
by Not Tom Brady January 25, 2021
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Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.
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Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
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Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
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9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.
Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.
by Pancake Hippo August 3, 2023
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Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law
by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022
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parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.
parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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