Nut-Job

The peeling of nut film performed by nutters in a Nut Salon for a fee of half, moldy nuts.

1. I have a 3pm appointment at the South Hill Nut Salon tomorrow for a Nut-Job, but I need some half, moldy nuts to pay the nutters. And I need a lot because I haven't gotten my Spring Cleaning in over a year. Stupid nut film.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

blow job

The incredibly disgusting act of sucking a man's penis. While most women pretend to enjoy this, we all hate it.

My boyfriend asked for a blow job last night, I told him he could go fuck himself.

by Blomi Plees November 28, 2006

sponge job

a sponge job is getting head from an old person that has no teeth and saggy skin

amr was gay and desprate so he got a sponge job from his grandpa

by anarchy rules June 27, 2006

con-job

Getting a handjob while wearing a condom

Dave: "Mate, how was last night?"
Mark: "Oh yeh it was amazing. Got me a con-job."

by spursrule333 August 17, 2010

rainbow job

Term used to describe when one goes down on a girl while she has her period.

Last night my girlfriend let me give her a rainbow job.

by GirlieGirl81 December 18, 2007

Rim Job

a tongue in the ass, usually homosexual, and usually the most intimate of contact. Not limited to hiney-huffers.

In this evolving world, Sy the straight guy is afraid of his own ass, doesn't know how to wash that ass correctly, and therefore will remain oblivious to the infinite pleasure of a Rim Job.

by DippityDooDahDay October 6, 2005