jirby aka j-mix

A bass player from the STL. A former member of Sunny's Funeral, but left the band after Sunny's wake. Enjoys doing many things including hitting on girls at christian music festivals and leapfrogging over sweaty guys to catch frisbees. Currently in a band, but I don't know the name of it, so I will call it the Cute Baby Seals band. The Cute Baby Seals band specializes in endangered seal awareness and rocking you until your balls turn blue and your eyes bleed.

Andrew: Paul, that african-american jirby is really cute.

Paul: Yea, maybe u should go talk to jirby aka j-mix.

Andrew: Thanks for pep talk, I will go talk to him now!!!

Paul: I always knew you were a homo!!! u homo!!!

Andrew than goes and rapes the sh*t out of paul and puts him in his freezer.

by whytehaze August 4, 2008

J M S converters

a factory setting that is continuely running out of supplies, and its management staff consists of dildos.

This place is a J M S converters. or
This place is a shit hole.

by Lisa Lovely August 19, 2006

I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.

You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.

by Kyouten1 July 30, 2011

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Snow Day Blow J

Fellatio given to a man who has only home because the weather conditions have closed his school or work.

When I found out my work was going to be closed the next day I told her she had to give me a snow day blow j.

by B_Will January 7, 2010

j-hat on da bozak

Advice given to adolescents to remember to use a condom.

Yo bitch, do I needs to put da j-hat on da bozak?

by slimshady September 13, 2004

PB AND J SANDWICH

WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

by HUGESET D February 5, 2009