Cle Elum Fire Starter

The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.

I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

Unga Bunga Fire Disaster

There can be only one

I’m the only survivor of the unga bunga Fire disaster

by Voidwalker July 7, 2020

North American Fire Starter

When Two Lesbians Scissor Each Other With A Male Erect Penis In The Middle Till Ejaculation

I receive a North American fire starter from my lesbian friend and her girlfriend

by North American fire September 4, 2023

straight jackson fire blazer

Means rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

by mya the god February 20, 2021

Covid Cease-Fire Year

The precise one-year interval between mass shootings in America, beginning with the onset of the Covid pandemic.

Between 3/16/20 and 3/16/21, mass shootings in America stopped. It was the Covid cease-fire year, and who can answer why they resumed with such force.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2021

Fire-fuel-filled smore

A smore, but the marshmello is on fire (not burnt, but it has an active fire on it) and eating it.

Person 1: I want a smore.
Person 2: I want a fire-fuel-filled smore.

by marioisthebest July 3, 2022

Firing blanks like '98

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021