Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?

by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019

Hitting The Mosque

A really trendy dance move invented by j straight up mosquing uno

Damn, Clive rlly just hit the mosque. What a womaniser

( Hit the mosque the live action of hitting the mosque )

by HitTheMosque1 February 13, 2022

Ghost hit

The last flavorful hit in a bowl of cannabis.

Hey John, do you want this ghost hit?

by Mighty green September 3, 2022

hit that hooda

To smoke a crack pipe

I seen my uncle tony hit that hooda

by Jewels2k15 November 15, 2017

b hit

An easy lazy stoner way of saying bong hit.

Hey man want a sit and do a few b hits.

Yo that b hit grabbed me by the boo boo.

by blobby bong October 13, 2008

hit or miss

All the crap that some weirdos remember from a spin the bottle game and some people had their first kiss there...yeet

Person 1: Aye, you remember hit or miss?

Person 2: Oh god don't get me started...

by TippytheHippy May 8, 2019

American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014