fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

by Kris March 14, 2004

Fart Sex

The act of farting into somebody else's asshole. Occasionally you will fart on someone else's fart.

Let's go have some stinky Fart Sex

by oracle1245 July 24, 2014

Lava Fart

A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings.

Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket

by Jeffy 4444 May 27, 2008

Stage Fart

A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go

I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.

by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy March 5, 2009

Fart Brain

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.

"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."

"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"

by deadestfish May 3, 2009

fart city

A place that is filled with highly distilled gaseous clay

Man this guy's Aerostar is like fart city

by Chiguy21 January 1, 2012

E Fart

When you drop an E and your bowels feel loose as it starts to kick in. You do farts to check whether you need to lay a cable and they reek.

*dancing in a club*

Girl: "OMG can you smell that?!?"
Boy: "ohhhh someone did an E fart or bogged their pants!"

by chuffp October 20, 2011