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free newspapers

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
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Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.
"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"
by kekbab January 15, 2020
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Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom
Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"
by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017
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21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
by coleen38 August 31, 2023
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1 free nude coupon

Is a coupon weโ€™re you get one free nude to keep
i have a 1 free nude coupon
by Dhocuffkgj April 20, 2020
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Drama Free

Immediately after an internet personality inserts themselves in drama.

Often associated with people that always find themselves in the middle of all types of drama.
"I like to be drama free, but let me tell you what I just heard!"
by Noble Hamil March 22, 2023
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Spotify free

I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music โค๏ธ (joking for legal reasons)
Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*

Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*

'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
โ€œAHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIPโ€
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"
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