by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
Get the limp dick mug.A person who is such an asshole that they cannot be described as just a prick or a dick, therefore both words are combined to form this term. Can be abbreviated to "PD".
by ovenface420 December 4, 2009
Get the prickly dick mug.Loud attempts, often futile, of asserting one's dominant role or position within a particular sphere. Believing or suggesting, without merit, that you are the most important, powerful, or influential individual within a group.
Everyone knows my boss is a worthless asshole, so his constant dick-banging in meetings just feel sad.
by jacko_jackson October 10, 2014
Get the dick-banging mug.(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures
"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."
by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011
Get the Prog Dick mug.When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.
by The White Wonder June 26, 2013
Get the Veggie Dick mug.Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".
by HippoBinder December 14, 2016
Get the dick af mug.When you twist your penis with another into a well taught knot. Then, you and your teamate pour olive oil over them, crank up some dubstep, blindfold eachother, and attempt to undue the knot.
Last night Brandon and I went dick dancing! Omg, it took forever to unwind our penises. I wish we hadn't used a butterfly knot
by TheJabberJay February 21, 2015
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