David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her

wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!

by ninollie November 22, 2022

David

David is a perfect being in every aspect of life. David is well balanced and his presence grounds people around him. David is always loyal, a perfect member for your team. David would fit perfectly into the Gryffindor house.

“Perfection means David, and David is perfection”

Vincent Van Gogh

by Mister mellow November 22, 2021

robert david thomas

Someone who is a beautiful ginger. Often referred to friends as a "kind soul" with a huge ginger heart.

Everyone loves a robert david thomas. The most genuine, gym motivated type of people you will ever meet and we all know one!

Person 1: Who wants to go chicken place?
Person 2: hehehehhawwww !!!

i would LOVE to meet a robert david thomas
Oh that guy is such a Robert David Thomas!

by theycallmetave May 8, 2024

andrew david william librizzi

Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.

Damn that nigga is a andrew david william librizzi! Why does he fuck so many guys!!

by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022

David Schoder

He is the "REAL-ONE" !!! He is what you would call the strongest, best, coolest, funniest, best person of the world!

I am David Schoder ---> Niggha, I am the real one!!! I am the one, the one, yes I don't need a gun to get respect uppon the streets!

Being Defined by MK

by Michal K. January 5, 2017