chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016

Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.

I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.

by Bdogg117 February 5, 2018

touring the chocolate factory

Engaging in Anal Sex.

Jill looked at her friend, "So, has Jeff went touring the chocolate factory yet?"

by Ron Jeremy Pony January 17, 2017

Chocolate covered cherry

When you have sex with a woman on her period. Then go to anal, and finish in her mouth.

I can't wait to give my girl the chocolate covered cherry position. She will love it.

by Entwinedkibbles December 23, 2019

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

chocolate mousse pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020