squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Chesnie brown

When you slap someone’s head and call them Kris Kringle

Yo, Brandon Philips, (slap), oiiii Kris Kringle. That’s a chesnie brown

by Brandon Philips December 9, 2021

brown shrimp

A large man with a very small

Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend

by Bhixton6500 February 16, 2022

fizzy brown

A cocktail in a tall glass, made by mixing 1oz HP sauce, 1oz vodka, topped with lemonade and half a cherry tomato garnish.

(At a bar) Hey can I get a fizzy brown please?
Sure, here's your fizzy brown.

by CrustaceanStacean January 30, 2023

Brown new

When a white person asks differently because they've finally made a black or brown friend. Replacement for "Brand new".

"Girl, that white boy is acting Brown new because he finally made some black friends".

by Osensei March 16, 2023

Brown Town

When a man shits in his hand and throws it off his balcony. Usually the man makes monkey noises and aims for people he considers to be a “monkey.”

Jimmy can’t go to sleep without a good brown town!

by Mrbuttholesmeller January 6, 2023