Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense

Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about

by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021

Beat Down

A beat down is to smash a pussy so hard that you leave it looking like no one will ever want to go there because it resembles a sword and shield battlefield.

Dam someone has beat down on that pussy already, just look at it

by The Grays October 16, 2019

this beat is wild

Words uttered by Hovannes when he heard "Wassup Wit the Bag" by Lar$$en, Jay Critch, and Ski Mask the Slump God.

"This beat is wild!"

by robertdowneyjrswagbooty123swag June 3, 2018

Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

Beat China

To masturbate to Asian pornography.

Donald Trump: I beat China all the time. All. The. Time.

by blarkk September 21, 2016

Beat a gamer month.

Beat a gamer month is a month for furries who are sick of getting the shit kicked out of them. On any day of this month at any hour, minute or second, people can beat up any gamer they want and they cannot fight back.

Gamer: Hey furfag! It's beat a furry month two!
Furry: Actually. It's beat a gamer month.
haven't you checked?
Gamer: W-What...Impossible...it can't be..
Furry: I like it cut g.
Gamer: OH NOOOO

by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022