A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
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It was so hot driving my car with no a/c and black leather seats I decided to make some swass eggs for something to eat when I got home.
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An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
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