Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.

Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus

by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021

Jake Abuse

when someone hits Sim Jaeyun aka Jake Sim with a hammer

Thats Jake Abuse!!!

by midxy April 20, 2025

Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”

Have you seen jake and Josh lately

by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019

Jake

Some one with a massive schlong and definitely not afraid to say it

Jake has a horse cock

by daily daughter July 11, 2024

Jake

Jake is a freshman who is funny. Jake likes basketball and is a good friend.

Jake ate my socks today.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Jake Paul

a clickbaitin mudda fudda who does not deserve a mansion

this jake paul is in between my teeth

by lucasllama June 12, 2018

Jake

A red head who is really good at; sucking toes, Doing his friends mothers and sleeping but not at rocket league.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake! Just remind me not to play Rocket League with him"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020