a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.
by chris clone December 1, 2021
Get the chrismug. When a pedophile is rapidly exposed to the public, taken from the name of the former host of the TV show "To Catch a Predator" (a show about catching pedo's) Chris Hansen. Because of the of the show and it's popularity, those caught could never leave the public eye.
My buddy mike, I thought he was cool, but I can't hang with him anymore because he got Chris Hansen'd
by sachadergrosse February 4, 2021
Get the Chris Hansen'dmug. by ChrisWillSaveYou!!!!! November 26, 2021
Get the Chris Martinmug. He’s a fag that gets no bitches and is a soft ass pussy he’s also gay and he watches gay porn when he gets horny and he has a Girlfriend because he’s so sexy he turns everyone on even dudes when they see him at school and public
by Xvoi November 21, 2021
Get the Chrismug. by Yuwiifude27 April 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
Get the chris bishopmug. A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.
Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.
Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.
Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...
Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023
Get the stack of chris chanmug.