Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024

Tom Holland

He’s so attractive and hot and has great hair and he’s so cute and so sweet and you should definetly love him

Tom Holland is my favorite actor

by sherasimp2 July 1, 2021

tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.

i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.

by sphinx909 July 5, 2023

Tom cushing

someone who cant except loosing in an argument so they have to go to the group chat to try and get u jumped nut end up making a fool of himself bc he ends up admitting he went to far about family and gets all aggy and crying

im tom cushing

other person
your some tapped guy

by PAu890 October 11, 2022

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Tom

Tom in the most handsome man in the world. With a beard like moss growing from a big rock and a moustache like the fifth Beatles member of your dreams, his glowy skin and honeycomb laugh is enough to capture the attention of even the most aloof Princess. He is strong and powerful and respected by his peers, and cares steadfastly for those he loves. He usually is addicted to Letterboxd and is a film bro, but that's okay because his infinite depth makes up for the addiction to logging movies. Just a simple word from Tom and you will be on your knees.

Wow, Tom is the bomb. Or did he just drop a bomb? From his butt? Weird...

by stevienicks69 April 19, 2024

King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.

King Tom V: Hello There.

by Jesusmagic December 22, 2008