You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.
Also known as FDD.
Also known as FDD.
"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
by SPApproved January 26, 2012
on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.
My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.
by Sexydimma October 03, 2013
the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.
A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
by wazupyo June 03, 2010
1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 23, 2009
A term used by myspacers gone facebookers see mytraitor when he/she doesn't know to say write on your wall.
"Yo bro! Instead of commenting you on myspace, I'll just comment you on facebook." "Do you mean write on my wall?" "Oh yah, i guess so, sorry, I'm just so used to saying comment on myspace"
by Nickkk!!! May 29, 2007
the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru January 31, 2012
Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.
by MamaRen May 02, 2010