pull a Todd

to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen

Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody chick with the crunchy blonde hair and 4 kids?"

A: "Yeah, way to pull a Todd on that one. What a loser."

by cheaterssmell October 4, 2008

Pulling a Damara

Having any form of sexual relations with someone of brown heritage.

I am Pulling a Damara with a brown person tonight.

by josher18 January 26, 2009

Pulling a Seth

Picking up someone of Asian descent and fucking them sideways.

I was pulling a seth on that slant-eyed girl last night. She was fuckin tight!

by coco chanel is fucking gay December 16, 2008

pulling-a-Dart

to fall asleep in the middle of playing a game while the rest of your party is waiting or still fighting

So-and-so is not killing the monster because he is pulling-a-Dart AKA he fell asleep.

by Seirei October 14, 2008

Pulling a Garett

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room

Garett, you're pulling a Garett.

by Avolpi May 15, 2014

Pulling a Mike

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.

Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.

by Phil95 October 26, 2014

Pulling a Derek

When one, typically a man, makes it his primary goal, whether knowingly or unknowingly to steal a girl from one of his bros; akin to the actions of a member of SEAL Team 6 creepers (sinuous).

Peter is "pulling a Derek" by snap chatting my girl and asking her for nudes.

by pullingaderek April 8, 2015