showershit

Origin: Guitar.com MISC forum

Old news. Something that has been posted before.

Hello and welcome to.. I shit in my shower.

by raven March 7, 2005

Showerjack

To steal shower first even though another roommate or family member is getting ready for a shower, leaving them to wait impatiently for you in their bathrobe or towel.

Just as Tina prepared to enter the bathroom, she could hear that her roommate had showerjacked, and was stuck waiting for another hour.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg April 25, 2011

Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"

by FreshZest May 3, 2012

freak showed

1. When a dude is going to bone a chick and the guy is all like ready to be fucked crazy hard, and then she just starts doing some crazy ass shit, so the guy's like, "crazzzy asss bitchhh!!!", and they end up doing it in the butt.

2. When a girl has a really hairy vagina and she get pictures taken of it, and a lot of people see

ex1. Yo *girls name*! i hear you totally freak showed Jim last night!

ex2. SHE TOTALLY GOT FREAK SHOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Too hot to spot!!! January 11, 2009

abc showers

A male shower which concentrates only on the "abc parts" of a man. These are the primary and most crucial parts of the male anatomy. That being of course, Ass Balls and Cock. These showers are typically shorter than the average shower, and are generally done before and/or after sexual activity.

"Roger, you're going to take forever with your girl lookin ass. Lemme hop in first, I'm just hittin one of those "abc showers" right quick."

"Wtf is an abc shower?"

"I'm just washin my Ass Balls and Cock bro."

"Roger, get the fuck out of the bathroom. I just brought this trollop back from the bars and I got that stank dick. I gotta do an abc shower. I gotta hop in and wash my ass balls and cock brah. God damnit Roger, why are you curling your hair again u fuggin fairy

by ChadwellMeier September 23, 2011

Shwerd

A derivative of the word 'werd', an agreement or response, such as 'cool'.

..Shwerd, son

by TheOldChurty June 23, 2011

Shoner

(noun) A person acting excessively annoying but not coming across as a jerk or a douche. Usually it becomes very frustrating to interact with said person.

"Shut up you little shoner!"

"GAHHH! You're such a shoner!"

by doogface June 18, 2014