Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.

She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.

by Giarraputo October 22, 2018

Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.

PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"

by 4:20 Braised steak it June 02, 2014

Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 24, 2022

Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom

After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.

by Le Stefan August 25, 2018

Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.

Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!

by FireBritches October 13, 2010

Orange snake

Basically it defines Nikolai Holm

IYKYK

Nikamann10 is the orange snake

by MFB ON THE TRACK December 17, 2022