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Banana-Butt Rascal Ride

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024
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Wallpost Ride

The act of wishing someone a happy birthday by commenting on someone else's message.

Basically, when it's someone's birthday on Facebook, and you don't know the person in real life, but know them through someone, so you comment on the post of the person wishing the birthday girl/boy a happy birthday.

Can apply to Birthday Status'.
Person 1: Hmm.. I don't really know Sam.
Person 2: Then why is he on your friends list?
Person 1: Linda introduced me to him.
Person 2: Then just Wallpost Ride her message.
by Chibols January 16, 2011
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Riding the red dragon

A term to describe a woman during her period.
"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"
by Yanivzor May 21, 2020
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Riding goofy

When you're a lesbian and you fuck with your left hand, but you're right handed.
She had to get surgery on her right hand, thank God she's riding goofy.
by emmapleaseee October 6, 2020
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Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.
by balistah August 22, 2023
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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
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ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature
BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)
by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016
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