Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
Get the touch potatomug. James: can you pass me the orange juice?
Rebecca: no because you're a potato.
Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.
Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato
Rebecca: no because you're a potato.
Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.
Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato
by Zabej February 27, 2023
Get the Potatomug. 1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016
Get the potatomug. When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.
by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017
Get the Potato Chipmug. by Xkell July 11, 2019
Get the Potato with a guimug. The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts
Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.
Dude potato effect blows.
by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010
Get the Potato Effectmug. The silencer of a gun.
by splat1234 November 2, 2023
Get the Potato on the barrelmug.