poop't up squak
poop't up squak by devi December 18, 2002
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Poop in One
When you are on the toilet and you poop an abnormally long poop but it goes directly in the toilet hole (like a hole in one) to avoid from clogging.
Rob: Dude, i came so close to clogging the school toilet, luckily, i got a poop in one.
Jim: That could've been embarassing.
Jim: That could've been embarassing.
Poop in One by shaballman16 May 10, 2010
Poop Chest
Poop Chest by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
poop-out
Another term for defecation or shitting, but meant to sound more pleasant, almost in a fun and silly kind of way, so that, when you're telling someone that you need to defecate or shit, it doesn't sound like such a gross-out.
Guy: 'Hey, babe, what's up, no toilet paper again??? I've got to poop-out right NOW!!'
Girl: 'It's ok, honey, just use the paper towels roll, but please don't clog the bowl'
Guy: 'You know I will, babe, gettin' ready to poop-out a horse-dick turd and all'
Girl: 'Ok, but I'm not cleaning your shit-mess off the floor this time, for realz!'
Guy: 'The hell you aren't!!! Better clean it or no sex tonight!'
Girl: 'It's ok, honey, just use the paper towels roll, but please don't clog the bowl'
Guy: 'You know I will, babe, gettin' ready to poop-out a horse-dick turd and all'
Girl: 'Ok, but I'm not cleaning your shit-mess off the floor this time, for realz!'
Guy: 'The hell you aren't!!! Better clean it or no sex tonight!'
poop-out by coozehound72 September 4, 2010
poop circle
(n.)- A diagram illustrating how people in a certain institution (especially a school or small college) are all connected with an interconnecting web of who's hugged/kissed/dated/made out/made love/had buttsex/etc. with who. In order to be included in a poop circle, you must have had more than one of the kinds of the relations listed (and having them with the same person doesn't count). The resulting picture, if done correctly, looks like crap, but is very revealing.
Guy #1: "Hey man, I drew a poop circle that has all of the girls in our grade! Look at Kesha there."
(points to the symbol "KS" in the drawing and all of its branches)
Guy #2: "Whoa, she was in a threesome? AND she did it with that nerd Steve Urkel? Oh, she's loose; I'll ask her to prom!"
(points to the symbol "KS" in the drawing and all of its branches)
Guy #2: "Whoa, she was in a threesome? AND she did it with that nerd Steve Urkel? Oh, she's loose; I'll ask her to prom!"
poop circle by Anonymous Red Pen December 3, 2011
poop monger
a monger of poop. one who takes a freshly droped deuce and fins multiple uses for it 1.) to stick it under your finger nails so it wont come out and u smell like ass, and make toehr people smell whne u hand shake them 2.) to take the steamin log and attempt to ballance it on your nose like a seal, then melting it over your face, and pouring the boiling shit into your dick, or mothers ashole.
oh damn elias lyonns is such a poop monger. he just took his sisters hand and shuved it into his asshole, so far that it came outa his 2 inch dick. and the hand grabbed his balls, ripped them off, and pulled them through his dick and ass, and then elias ate them, then they came outa his ass again.
poop monger by Dan Mvant. June 25, 2003
Poop Hands
The act of sticking ones hands down their pants and farting on their hands. Then going around touching all their friends as much as possible. If someone does this to you, you have the right to call them Poop Hands for the rest of their life.
Poop Hands by People Against Poop Hands April 23, 2010