Paul

He’s the most beautiful and funny guy. He knows how to treat women and he is also a very good kisser. If you’re dating a Paul you are very lucky! He goes trough hard shit so please ask him how he feels and listen to him! He also listens to you when you need somebody to talk to:)

Treat a Paul like a king and he will treat you like a queen.

by Speakingsomefacts November 22, 2021

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Paul

Ein arsch

Mischa: Paul ist echt ein Arsch

Leon: Jap sowas von

by Mischa17493 November 2, 2021

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Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.

Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton

by Boat69 June 30, 2021

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Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height

Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.

by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020

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Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

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