bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 16, 2021

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in Portsmouth like a man but a girl but looks like a man but isn’t you get me g

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in the general Portsmouth vicinity

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

Bird cage

your girls panties pulled around your head as your going down on her.

As there was no time to take her panties off before I ate her pussy, I found my self trapped in the bird cage!

by Pockets 19123 December 30, 2024

Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

Randy orton bird arms

1. A sign of victory or dominance over an opposition after conquering them with ease

2. It can also be used to emphasize pain, for example: stubbing your toe and doing the randy orton bird arms

CHOPPA HIT A NIGGA DO THE RANDY ORTON BIRD ARMS!

by AsuraPatel November 23, 2020

Birds of color

When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.

Don't shoot the birds of color, dove only!

by September 07, 2020