poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.

We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!

by epicman87 November 28, 2024

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight.

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

pants potato

Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

Pant

A shortened up version for the word pants. Commonly used in the sentence 'Eat pant'. The original sentence came from the hit TV show The Simpsons where Bart Simpson says 'Eat my shorts'

'Eat pant'

by IaintRusty November 17, 2020

Laughter pants

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011