pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason
“let’s have a beer
“no let’s have a pants beer

* pours beer on their junk*
by maya with the papayas December 10, 2023
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Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!
by TD126 December 12, 2023
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pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!
by ComprehensiveTough April 27, 2024
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pee pee pant

gosh he is such a pee pee pant
by Adegb March 06, 2022
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Autumn Pants

A general term for Thermal Underwear or Long Johns that is worn casually inside any pants as a base layer. It originated from the Chinese upper class dressing conventions in the early 60s, that layering comfortable base layer for both upper and lower body is a sign of high standard lifestyle. The word literally refers to the 'pants' worn in 'autumn', as autumn is when the weather start to turn cold and people start to wear this. Chinese term '秋裤'.
It is freezing cold in Chicago these days, don't forget to wear your autumn pants when you go outside.
by LiteralArtist January 18, 2024
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Netflix and Pants Off

When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.
Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay
by Della’sBitch May 11, 2020
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spongebob denis pants

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants
by emily martel sucks July 08, 2019
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