Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018
Get the A-jake-ulatemug. Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match
by Sam Neville June 30, 2011
Get the Jake Laidlawmug. This man is average at golf and rocks out with his 🐔 out to steel panther and gets all the Scruffs after him
Girl from colliery: seen jake andrew arkle
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole
Girl from the moor estate:oh yes I will take him down to the glory hole
by Themanisabeast January 30, 2022
Get the Jake andrew Arklemug. 
by HenryRoland May 14, 2023
Get the Jake Rayingmug. 1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
by CheifLarge March 2, 2023
Get the Jake Dietzmug. When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.
This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live
who thinks he's good.
This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live
who thinks he's good.
by brainsofgod October 20, 2010
Get the Jake My Snanemug.