CUM-GONE-HARD

Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.

Cum-gone-hard

by anonymous February 9, 2024

hard mondays

the phrase that refers to the weekly release of Hard Launch, a podcast hosted by famous Youtuber duo Dan and Phil, or Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. The podcast, or known by the fans as the "phodcast" released it's first episode on October 16th 2025, after Dan and Phil had announced in a video that they have been in a long term relationship since 2009, which was released to their joint YouTube channel Dan and Phil (formally DanAndPhilGAMES) on October 13th 2025. Both the fans and the duo themselves have referenced the podcast as "hard Mondays with Dan and Phil", with the phrase being adopted as a celebration of the podcast's weekly release

person 1: I hate mondays.
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks

by mysticfr0g December 21, 2025

The Harding

Where that nigga shrek resides

Yo that nigga Shrek in the Harding

by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025

bust a hard right

1. Something you say to your girlfriend/boyfriend when your dumping them.

2. A Derogatory statement synonymous with the term, "miss me with that shit".

Aye I broke up with my girl last night... She started saying some shit but I told her to bust a hard right LMAO.

by 77wade77 April 17, 2020

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.

someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.

by oooowoooo March 23, 2019

Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”

Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh

by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022