Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

shout my block out

Tell my business; gossip; talk shit;

Way to shout my block out, Jenn! You didn’t need to repeat that!

Thanks Scott! Now everyone knows my business! You didn’t need to shout my block out like that.

by SlinkyCatJenn February 21, 2023

Stalk n block

When someone follows/friends another to stalk their social media but then decides to block them

I thought he was interested in me, but then he stalk n blocked me the next day.

by gmgway August 12, 2020

poo blocked

a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea

The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Block 08

Block 08 is located at the outskirts of Eleusis, Greece and consists of around 10 neighborhoods in total all considered to be one of the most anarchist quarters of West Attica. The criminality rate of this district rises rapidly year by year due to the lack of police authority.

Hey dude have you ever been in Block 08?

Yes and I'm not ever stepping a foot again, I got robbed last time.

I almost got mugged! Can you believe that?

by BLOCK 08 October 10, 2021

wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

by xyz1999 October 1, 2020

The dummy on the block

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB

Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block

by Dummy on the block February 28, 2021