Fat Mike

A punk rock God. Bow down to him.

Fat Mike owns you all.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

fat bird

phrase to announce your desire for a reaction from random people, indicating a need to change the balance of positivity. can be highly contagious. usually yelled.

to neighbor mowing lawn: "yo, can i get a faaaat biiiiird"
to lady in grocery store: "Hey muffins, fat bird!"
when seeing an american flag:"god bless america, can i get a fat bird"

by Dayrock January 1, 2011

Fat-chicks

An insult. One meant to be used in an abasing chastisement of a subordinate.

Shaddap, Fat-chicks!

by King Babysburg February 22, 2009

Fat shit

Extremly fat weak person with extreme hair length, commonly found at computer

Hey fat shit you wanna come to towm?
uhh i'd uh rather watch arsenal get beaten by norwich

by Not_wearat October 22, 2004

Fat Calves

The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in asking in a rather homo-erotic way to feel the calves to show they are not fat when they are clearly visibly fat.

Predox "Had a beltin chicken kebab last night from Abdul's"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"

by GF August 19, 2006

fat shit

when a person is large and you dont like them

look at liam the fat shit

by blake the snake la la bla bla May 30, 2008

Fat ayla

A person that likes to scream and pic fights will one day work with photos she is a one of a kind big heart but fat girl and sits on ppl and is a trouble maker

Fat ayla sits on her school and crushes it

by Tuff globe February 3, 2018