You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.
Also known as FDD.
Also known as FDD.
"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
by SPApproved February 19, 2012
Get the facebook delusion disordermug. The 21st century equivalent of calling something a "Kodak moment." It's not only good enough to photograph, but you are compelled upload it to your wall on Facebook for all to see.
"Look! That poodle is doing the Macarena!"
"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)
"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)
by MILatino July 8, 2011
Get the That is SO going on Facebook!mug. the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.
A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
by wazupyo June 3, 2010
Get the facebook baby shieldmug. 1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009
Get the Facebook friends with benefitsmug. A term used by myspacers gone facebookers see mytraitor when he/she doesn't know to say write on your wall.
"Yo bro! Instead of commenting you on myspace, I'll just comment you on facebook." "Do you mean write on my wall?" "Oh yah, i guess so, sorry, I'm just so used to saying comment on myspace"
by Nickkk!!! June 18, 2007
Get the comment you on facebookmug. "Kevin is such a facebook friend whore....he doesn't have a clue about many of the people on his list."
"Debbie is very careful about who she accepts as friends on facebook....she's not THAT much of a facebook friend whore that she just accepts anyone!"
"Debbie is very careful about who she accepts as friends on facebook....she's not THAT much of a facebook friend whore that she just accepts anyone!"
by BlackRock Woman September 20, 2012
Get the facebook friend whoremug. the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
Get the Facebook spring cleaningmug.