You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.
Also known as FDD.
Also known as FDD.
"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."
"No really, I think this one was meant for me."
"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
by SPApproved February 19, 2012
Get the facebook delusion disordermug. The 21st century equivalent of calling something a "Kodak moment." It's not only good enough to photograph, but you are compelled upload it to your wall on Facebook for all to see.
"Look! That poodle is doing the Macarena!"
"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)
"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)
by MILatino July 8, 2011
Get the That is SO going on Facebook!mug. When you realize your looking at someone's facebook profile that you don't care about, in fact you hate them, and everything you read about the profile disgusts you, and then you catch your reflection in the computer screen and you see the skin of your face sagging off your skull, and it scares you, and like a drug addict you see the end of your life surfing some idiot's profile so you delete your account...or just suspend it for now, because who know one day...you might be able to use if effectively and not waste time on it, because it's not a waste of time...right?
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
Get the facebook rock bottommug. 1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.
Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D
by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009
Get the Facebook friends with benefitsmug. A term used by myspacers gone facebookers see mytraitor when he/she doesn't know to say write on your wall.
"Yo bro! Instead of commenting you on myspace, I'll just comment you on facebook." "Do you mean write on my wall?" "Oh yah, i guess so, sorry, I'm just so used to saying comment on myspace"
by Nickkk!!! June 18, 2007
Get the comment you on facebookmug. Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.
by MamaRen May 1, 2010
Get the facebook double-takemug. the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
Get the Facebook spring cleaningmug.