cock slammer

One who forcefully slams cocks and large objects inside and around their rectum/anus region

Ty Corcoran, Jordan Smith, Kevin Ferrand, and Mark Dawes are cock slammers, they engage in slamming cocks up eachothers ass while giving eachother rim jobs and fisting through and around their urethra and at the same time wacthing the B.M.E. pain olympics final round.

by kmjnhbgvfcdxsza February 23, 2008

Cock Rape

The act of a female raping a heterosexual male. Utterly impossible, even if the girl is ugly.

I was cock raped last night. So what if it was my mom?

by MisterMagic November 23, 2003

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004

Collateral Cock

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.

Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.

by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008

cock and baller

a fellatiast who cups and holds the shaft while performing fellatio:0)

guy1:didnt you get some head from chick?
guy2:...yeah..damn good too...shes a cock and baller
guy1:whats that?
guy2:(smiling) dude...she cups and strokes with both hands!..her mom does it too...she comes from a long line of cock and ballers.

by rob78d August 24, 2008

Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 5, 2003

cock togawa

Japanese slang for when a man pulls down his underwear on his erect penis such that when released it will bounce erratically to return to the stiff erect position.

Every japanese pornstar loves a cock togawa before giving a blowjob.

by toobeight September 29, 2009