Car

Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.

Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.

Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

silly car

silly car is basically a cute and silly cat

car - a misspelled version of "cat" that became a small trend somewhere in 2022-2023
Some people don't like this cause they find it cringe/annoying
But who cares?

"oh em gee it's a silly car!"

by kuai mei October 17, 2024

Car

An intentional misspelling of "cat".
Usually used in a playful or ironic way. Originated from typos and evolved into its own meme.

My car is looking quite silly today!

by CakeGamez September 12, 2025

Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 1, 2021

Car Deodorant

the random deodorant you have in your car in case you forget to put it on at home.
they are typically roll on, however they can also be a spray.

chad: kiersten can you pass the car deodorant i smell horrible

by kieralovedanny August 8, 2025

cigarette car

specific cars still on the road manufactured in between the 90s and mid 2000s. these cars are called cigarette cars because throughout your childhood you’d typically see a random middle aged adult (or your friends older sister) smoking a cigarette out the window// the car reeked of cigarette smell. these cars are typically a run-down shit box (rusted, dented, etc) with more problems than you can count. the technology is very outdated, typically only being able to play cds/tapes or fm on the radio, having a cigarette lighter built in, built in ash trays, a slot to place coins for road tolls, hand crank windows, etc. cigarette cars are NOT the same as a modded older car; the most modifications being seat covers and bumper stickers. these cars are driven by broke people who cannot afford anything better, this being their only means of transportation. however, the owners of these cars are typically hot, bad bitches who have a love-hate relationship with their car (deep down will be very sad when their car finally dies).

some examples of cigarette cars include but are not limited to:

* 2002 pontiac grand prix
*1999-2005 ford taurus

*2002 toyota corolla

*2005 honda pilot

*2005-2007 jeep liberty

*2001 ford escape
*1997 buick lesabre

*1999 chevy blazer
*2003 toyota camry
*2005 dodge neon
*2002 saturn s-series SL
*1997 geo prizm

*2002 subaru legacy

THE LIST GOES ON

person 1: damn that girl is hot as fuck, too bad she drives that piece of shit car.

person 2: yeah but she has a cigarette car. it runs like shit but it actually looks cute and has a personality of its own.

by abbey’s chicken tenders March 17, 2024

car brother

1. Someone related to you that you carpool with.
2. The car owned by a related brother.

3. Someone related to you that owns the same car such as a brother or brother-in-law.
4. Another way to say carburetor.

My car brother drives me to first week and then I drive him the next week.

My car brother has a nice car.

Hey!! We're car brothers!

I need to replace the spark plug on my car brother.

by jaylookerwooga December 16, 2023