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K
Shortend version of ok or okay
Meaning " I don't give a shit about what you just said" or "your to unimportant to take my time to write the text out" normally used by parents who don't understand texting, lazy people, and texting jerks
Example:
" I really feel we have a connection" texts John to Margaret

" k" Margaret replies, Margaret thinks John is weird and has no connection there for not giving two shits about what John thinks
Example:
"Do you want to hang out tonight?" Texts Linda to Shopie
"K" replies Shopie, she is to busy to care what Linda has to say
by Fuck English language December 21, 2015
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M and K

your just there vibing, and some kid says hes got an m and k, and noone has a clue of what he means.
Person 1: "yo mans got an m and k"
Person 2: "bro wtf, what is that"
Person 3: "wtf is that?"
Person 1: "mouse and keyboard"
Person 1 and Person 2: "miss me with that gay shit"
by cheeseburgerburgercheese October 13, 2020
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K-Dog

K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.
Person #1: OMG ITS MY DAD K-DOG! K-DOG THE SCIENCE GOD YESSS!!!
by jehovah's wetness December 17, 2018
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F**k

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F**k you
by Krackerz lil brother August 5, 2024
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k

Pronunce like the letter k. Abreviation for ketamina, a drug used in after parties. Chemical formula is identical as an anesthetic for horses.
- What did you take last night, you looked like you were on another planet !
- Was on K
by midstarcurve December 4, 2016
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Landon k

A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.
by Queersforlife October 7, 2023
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Kitty Kat k

A person who steals children and keeps them in their basement. Then they eat them
Kids get in your room and lock the doors and windows the neighborhood kitty Kat k is out tonight.
by Coolkidcat September 29, 2020
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